Now lemme introduce you to da gnome wiz town
Where Glimmsterviryan is down with da Bayle Crown
Loyal to Her Majesty, da fine Antonia Bayle
I got enough spell masters to turn Vyem pale
The Glimmsterviryan is always in da hey-ouse
Sharply dressed makes you look like a church mouse
I’m a platinum gnomeboy in Ascended Heroes
Qeynos For Da Win
Freeportians you’re whacky zeroes
My man Miaule spins the labels for…
(chorus)
Baubbleshire/ knows how to party
In the citaaay/ of Qeynos
In the citaay/ of Queen Antonia
In the citaay, the home of Glimmster
We keep it nuking! We keep it nuking!
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it mama
Nuke for Baubble
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it nuke it nuke it…
But even they call for the Glimmster saggin’
No matter if it’s Voidlings or Dragon
To defend the bastion of the free
Glimm calls the killing spree
Fireball Glimmster has a manifest destiny
For truth, justice, bringin’ hunnies to ex-st-issy
Qeynos is named after da big ass claymore
Guarded by soldiers that’s hard core
Freeportians can nibble on my Concordium Tower
Peace to da scouts of Elddar Grove bower
Lemme show you fools how we get down on da Good Side
Shout out to the homies looting gear with pride
Baubbleshiiiire/ homegirl Tumma da Mystic Mental
Pereline halfling honey make me all sentimental
Starcrest Commune/ shout to the Fraluc
Slams home like a mac truck
Graystone Yaaard/ shout to Jothun, the original gangsta
And dorfie Grob, da new jack prankster
Castleview Hamlet/ eggnog to da Padi
Uwen, looking at you da High Elf Mac Daddy
Willow Wood/ always up to no good
Nettleville’s Ehla-jahn like only a pally could
(go Moonleaf, go Llenwyn)
Homeboy Miaule hits Evil on da chin
(chorus)
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it mama
Nuke for Baubble
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it baby
Nuke it nuke it nuke it, Good Side For Da Win Yeah
- "California Love" is (c) 2Ppac and Dr. Dre, Death Row Label 1995. Posthumous Grammy Award Winner 1997
- Baubbleshire, Qeynos and all other Everquest 2 references are (c) Sony Online Entertainment 2004-2010
- Ascended Heroes is (c) Feydakeen Fenix 2002, 2004-2010
- All guild member names are used in spoof. All IP rights belong to the respective players.
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